I learned something new today. I learned that technology is evil. My son's "face recognition" program on his 2DS just recognized me - his mother - as an "adult male."
No one asked for your opinion, you stupid technology!
(And my bearded husband was a "male infant." Why couldn't I be "male infant"? If I was destined to be labeled as "male," I think I'd rather be "male infant" than "adult male" because infants are softer and sweeter-looking than adults. Then again, if it recognized bearded people as "infants" then I guess I should be thankful that it called me "adult." I probably couldn't win either way with that one.)
