Finding the right greeting card can be so frustrating.
Like, where is the "I'm sorry you got arrested and will probably spend the rest of your life in prison ... but even though this terribly affected our family and friends forever, I love you anyway and hope you have as merry of a Christmas as you can, under these circumstances" kind of card?
Oh, the headaches of trying to find the perfect card!
(And, no, I'm not joking. I mean, yes I am, to a degree. But in a "if I don't laugh about it, then I'll cry" kind of way.)